Electrician Jokes
Laughter is good for your health. As with just about any profession, there are electrician jokes. Here area few choice ones.
Electrician Jokes
Very few things in this world are immune from humor. The electrician is no exception to this rule. Like most other crafts, his work has been the source of jokes. Some of the jokes make light of the very serious dangers involved in working with electricity. (Q. What is the definition of a shock absorber? A. A careless electrician.) The high risks involved in working with electricity are really no laughing matter, but humor is sometimes a warning and a training tool. (What is gray, crispy, and hangs from the ceiling? A. an amateur electrician.)
Electrical work is rarely inexpensive. This unfortunate economic fact is also the source for many electrician jokes. (Sign on an electrician’s truck. If you pay your bill, we will be delighted. If you don’t, you will be delighted.) Like many other fields, electricity has its own jargon. This talk leads to quite a few jokes. (What did the baby light bulb say to its mother? A. I love you watts and watts.) (What kind of car does an electrician drive? A. A Voltswagen.)
Unions have always been a part of the electrician’s world, and the union electrician has been the butt of jokes. (How can you tell when a union electrician is dead? A. the donut rolls out of his hand.) The technical aspect of electricity itself gives rise to other jokes. (Two atoms were walking down the street. One suddenly turned to the other and said. “Oh, my god, I have lost an electron.” “Are you sure,” asked the other. “Yes, I am positive.)
Even the electricians’ field can lead to some jokes that tend to be a bit off color. (Two engineers were arguing about who could have designed the human body. One insisted it must have been an electrician. “Who else could have accomplished such complex wiring,” he asked. The other insisted it must have been a chemical engineer. “Who else would have been so stupid to run a toxic waste line through a recreational area?”)
Perhaps, the ultimate electrician joke is the following one that speaks much about the importance of electricians in the overall scheme of things. (An electrician was doing a job at the home of an attorney. When he presented the attorney with his bill at the completion of the job, the attorney was outraged. “You have charged me over $30 an hour for this work,” he complained, “I am an attorney and I never charge that much for my services.” The electrician thought about this for a moment and then replied, “Well, now that I think 0n it, I never charged that much when I was an attorney either.”)